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If Dad Can't Fix It We're All Screwed Crewneck Sweatshirt

Product Description
  • 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Made by Gildan
  • Size Chart
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